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OK! OK! OK!

You are retired now and you have to make a plan to occupy all this free time. The first thing that comes to your mind, since this is free time, why not just do nothing, you have earned it. You remember all the wasted time you lived on the job; boring, boring, and boring. Then as time goes on you find that doing nothing is free, but also boring. Time must be spent, not wasted you philosophize … something you haven’t done in a while. Analyzing your life is something you haven’t done in a while, either. There are so …

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Joke of Week 4-14-2014

1. *WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP???* AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. *WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:* Police in Oakland , CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, ‘Please come out and give yourself up.’ WHAT WAS PLAN B???* An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, …

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Don’t Worry

When you are about to retire there are so many things to think about … so many things to  think about … so many things to think about. But there are only two things that you have to think about, and that must be evaluated and considered sorta important; your health and your finances. Now that narrows it down to an unworkable mess of problems that must be handled, or else. But then again; “Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere,” said the athlete Glenn Turner. Worry is to torment …

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Joke of the Week 4-7-2014

You have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads….

 This one should get First prize…

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I emailed this to my Japanese doctor friend; he emailed back:

 ”If light stay on more than 4 hour, call electrician.

(This make me raugh out roud)

Sonora Desert Museum is Full of Surprises

Desert Owl“This was as the desert should be, this was the desert of the picture books, with the land unrolled to the farthest distant horizon hills, with saguaro standing sentinel in their strange chessboard pattern, towering supinely above the fans of ocotillo and brushy mesquite, writes Dorothy B. Hughes.

I could not imagine the desert beyond what I saw in photos and on TV. In person, the desert has warm breezes and songs from birds that hide until you have gazed for a few minutes in the direction of the song. You …

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Joke of the Week – 3-31-2014

SOME OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I HAVE SEEN ..

THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM.

RIDDLE 5 IS AMAZING.

IT SHARPENS THOSE CELLS IN YOUR BRAIN

AND STALLS DEMENTIA FOR YEARS

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs …

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Where the Elite Eat in Yuma, Arizona

piano playerIf you’ve been to Wall Drug in South Dakota, you know the spirit of Lutes Casino in YumaArizona. It’s the state’s oldest pool hall, but who wants to play pool when there is so much to eat and look at. Yes, that is an old cowboy boot plunging through the ceiling and a plane gliding overhead. Suspended from the ceiling are a full sized Signal Gas sign and a sign for Western Union. Wall art, ceiling art, and standing curiosities give the casino a weird-dream ambiance. Lutes describes the art …

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Joke of the Week 3-10-2014

The wife is back on the warpath again.  I suggested

that we make a little sex tape … she was up for it …

until I suggested holding auditions. I just don’t understand

why she is so mad !!

Joke of the Week 2-3-2014

Men Are Just “Happier” People

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on …

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Did you hear that …

… sandy beaches with the sun shining most of the day almost every day on your deck on the small abode, reflecting on an incoming humming tide, and warming your skin in a gentle way; with an 18-hole golf course just a walk away with a 19th hole that looks over that same sandy beach and a crowd of buddies to play with; and a friendly, fashionable, gallery filled little town just a short walk or drive away, is the best place to spend your retirement.

… a small mountain log cabin located in a forest of green trees and …

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