Category Archives:

Cincinnati, The Queen City, is Fit for a Princess

I am torn between touting Cincinnati’s treasures and keeping the city under wraps so I can continue to easily park my car downtown. The spirit of Cincinnati is what I image the spirit of Florence was during the Renaissance: so much happening and most of it creative, innovative and exciting. The streetcar is a work in progress and will add to the city’s charm and convenience.

The eight-story Hotel Cincinnatian, built in 1882 in the French Second Empire style, was a surprise even before I entered. On the street, a London taxi idled. Its name is Maxwell and the driver …

Read the full article…

Joke of the Week 4-21-2014

*SIMPLE TRUTH 1:*

Lovers help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.

*SIMPLE TRUTH 2:*

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say,

“Congrats”.

But, none of them touch the man’s penis and say, “Good job”.

Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.

*FIVE OTHER SIMPLE TRUTHS:*

Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole’s name. If you …

Read the full article…

OK! OK! OK!

You are retired now and you have to make a plan to occupy all this free time. The first thing that comes to your mind, since this is free time, why not just do nothing, you have earned it. You remember all the wasted time you lived on the job; boring, boring, and boring. Then as time goes on you find that doing nothing is free, but also boring. Time must be spent, not wasted you philosophize … something you haven’t done in a while. Analyzing your life is something you haven’t done in a while, either. There are so …

Read the full article…

Joke of Week 4-14-2014

1. *WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP???* AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. *WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:* Police in Oakland , CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, ‘Please come out and give yourself up.’ WHAT WAS PLAN B???* An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, …

Read the full article…

Don’t Worry

When you are about to retire there are so many things to think about … so many things to  think about … so many things to think about. But there are only two things that you have to think about, and that must be evaluated and considered sorta important; your health and your finances. Now that narrows it down to an unworkable mess of problems that must be handled, or else. But then again; “Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere,” said the athlete Glenn Turner. Worry is to torment …

Read the full article…

Joke of the Week 4-7-2014

You have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads….

 This one should get First prize…

image0011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I emailed this to my Japanese doctor friend; he emailed back:

 “If light stay on more than 4 hour, call electrician.

(This make me raugh out roud)

Sonora Desert Museum is Full of Surprises

Desert Owl“This was as the desert should be, this was the desert of the picture books, with the land unrolled to the farthest distant horizon hills, with saguaro standing sentinel in their strange chessboard pattern, towering supinely above the fans of ocotillo and brushy mesquite, writes Dorothy B. Hughes.

I could not imagine the desert beyond what I saw in photos and on TV. In person, the desert has warm breezes and songs from birds that hide until you have gazed for a few minutes in the direction of the song. You …

Read the full article…

Joke of the Week – 3-31-2014

SOME OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I HAVE SEEN ..

THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM.

RIDDLE 5 IS AMAZING.

IT SHARPENS THOSE CELLS IN YOUR BRAIN

AND STALLS DEMENTIA FOR YEARS

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs …

Read the full article…

Where the Elite Eat in Yuma, Arizona

piano playerIf you’ve been to Wall Drug in South Dakota, you know the spirit of Lutes Casino in YumaArizona. It’s the state’s oldest pool hall, but who wants to play pool when there is so much to eat and look at. Yes, that is an old cowboy boot plunging through the ceiling and a plane gliding overhead. Suspended from the ceiling are a full sized Signal Gas sign and a sign for Western Union. Wall art, ceiling art, and standing curiosities give the casino a weird-dream ambiance. Lutes describes the art …

Read the full article…

Joke of the Week 3-10-2014

The wife is back on the warpath again.  I suggested

that we make a little sex tape … she was up for it …

until I suggested holding auditions. I just don’t understand

why she is so mad !!